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February 22nd, 2010

I make sparks…and maybe fires too.

I am a cold natured person. I always have been. Maybe it was one of those nature versus nurture phenomenons that started back when I was little. I used to tuck my mom in and she is one of those people who likes to be tucked in super tight on ALL sides. She would always complain of being cold so I’d tuck her in real good.

I know what you’re probably thinking – why are you tucking your mom in? Why isn’t she tucking you in? That’s another story for another day…

So I’ve always been keenly aware of how cold I am.  Leave it to God’s humor to introduce me to my future hubs who is always HOT. Like, I can feel heat emitting off of his body. Which I guess is cool (no pun intended) since that makes him my very own personal heater, but it’s not so great when we are at his apartment, or in his car. Why? Because he ALWAYS wants the air conditioner on. And that….wait, I digress. This is not a story about him being hot, it’s about me being cold.

Ok, so I am cold. Like all the time. Like I love the summer heat, but hate the cold A/C blasting on me so I have even been known to turn the heater on in Texas in June. Not too high, but on nonetheless.

That being said I love wearing fleece pants around the house. More than that, I love wearing them anytime there is an inkling of cold weather. Like lately…it’s been dreadfully cold and I can barely get my laundry done fast enough to keep a clean pair in my dresser. My one complaint about fleece pants is the static.  Especially in the dry winter!  Being the light sleeper that I am, I often toss and turn in the middle of the night. About a year back I noticed during one such night that I could see sparks under my covers! It was from my fleece pants sparking the static electricity in the air!  Scary as it was, it was also kinda neat!

Since then however, the neatness of it has worn off until last night when I had a scary revelation: what if I start a fire one day in my sleep?  The reason this only recently became a consideration of mine is because I got an electric blanket for Christmas from a friend and I have used it EVERY SINGLE NIGHT since I got it.

And based on the limited knowledge of Physics I retained in my brain from college: electric blanket + electric sparks = not a good idea.

So before you go thinking why are you wearing fleece pants AND using an electric blanket?  First tell me this: should I be worried?

July 22nd, 2009

Pity Party

About 4 or 5 years ago a group of my friends and I all got in to blogging – we were definitely ahead of the curve, but there was still a great community of bloggers out there and we were very supportive of one another…in fact, perhaps we were too supportive. You see, in the beginning God made the heavens…wait…that’s not what I meant! I meant, in the beginning, I blogged. I blogged well and I blogged often. I had quite a following of committed readers, and I was proud.

But then I go busy, as we all do and I began neglecting my blog.

But the committed readers didn’t stop coming. In fact, they continued to come and demand more content! What to do? I didn’t want to blog if it wasn’t good, so I just didn’t blog unless I had time or unless I had a really great story – which wasn’t often enough! Then, I began looking in to careers that insisted I be very careful about what information about myself I published on the web…so that was it – it was decided. I shut down my blog…removed all traces of my existence online. And did I bother to save that ingenious material from my first years of blogging? No, of course not…that would have been the easy thing to do!

So 2 years ago when I decided to start back up I was starting from ground zero…I had a new online identity and a fresh canvas. But the stories just don’t come like they used to back in college…and as ashamed as I am to admit it – I got so overwhelmed with trying to come up with content, that I have resorted to lazy, haphazard posts that are basically re-formatted Fowards and in-depth analyses of fortune cookie fortunes!

I hate that I have turned in to this…this…blog failure but I don’t know how to get my groove back! Is my life really this boring? And even if it is – have I become so out of tune with my flair for drama that I can’t even elaborate mundane things to make them exciting?

What do you draw on for inspiration…besides those crazy kids?

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(Which I might add are great inspiration, but seeing as how they aren’t my own AND their mommy is a blogger – I feel like I’m stealing her material!) So what’s a girl like me to do???

July 19th, 2009

Shapes

I like taking quizzes. Let me clarify: I like taking magazine quizzes. I love being asked all the questions, kind of already knowing which direction I’m leaning towards and adjusting my answers accordingly, the long descriptions following the quiz that only kind-of describes you, but leaves some things to be desired…I just love them! Not to mention there is no grade – so how can you really ever be wrong?

Well, I found out that sometimes you CAN be wrong. You see – I’m a little obsessed with this whole face-shape thing.

The Perfect Sunglasses for your Face Shape!

Do you have the most flattering haircut for your Face Shape?

How to accessorize to maximize your Face Shape!

What your Face-Shape says about you…

Ok, these are some things I’m interested in. I’ll take the quiz, find out my face shape, and give my stylist a call to make sure I’ve up-to-date on my cut, sunglasses, moods, etc!

But wait.

There are no questions on this quiz.

There are only pictures. Pictures of celebrities. And their perfectly shaped heads & faces.

So and so has a round face shape. See, how it’s rounded?
Isn’t everyone’s face round? I mean our heads aren’t exactly triangular.

So and so has a heart face shape. See how her chin comes to a point?
Don’t all chins come to a point at some point?

So and so has an oval face shape. Notice how you can see more of her forehead.
I don’t know a human who doesn’t have a forehead! Of course she has a forehead! And she doesn’t have bangs, so of course you can see it!

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So what face shape are You? it taunts.
I’ve concluded that I’m predominately oval, with hints of round and hopes of more heart. So the best cut for me? I’ve decided that despite what these articles say – it’s any cut that is long enough to sweep into a ponytail.  As for sunglasses, it’s any that are dark enough to conceal my under eye circles and accessories that are big enough to distract from my growing waistline.  Why couldn’t they just tell me that in the beginning?

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March 27th, 2009

how old are you?

So my birthday is coming up. And in the spirit of Twilight – and the fact that I still get asked what grade I’m in – I think I am ok with staying the same age.  Like Edward said in the movie, “for a while.”

In fact, why stop there? I’m going to go ahead and shave off a few years while I’m at it! So join me on Wednesday as I celebrate my 25 23 heck – why not? My 21st birthday! Yay!