Cause if you’re keeping the brush you use to clean the toilet it might as well have an underwater motif to it, right?
These gems were spotted at our local flea market here in Jax, among other interesting items…
Why is baby poop (frequently) avocado green and adult poop is (generally) brown?*
*Note: I work with children under the age of 5 almost daily and therefore am exposed to seeing and wiping poop on a regular basis, making this a fair consideration for me to have.
Is it more likely that your car will be vandalized (or stolen) from a ghetto neighborhood, or a rich one?
I’m starting to get a complex about my life…you see, several years ago when I was avidly blogging, I had stories like they were going out of style. On a daily basis I had great content to post and it was GOOD! But ever since I gave that up and then returned a couple years later, it’s seems I can’t get back on track! Is my life really so boring that I have to subject you all to youtube videos, forwards, and random thoughts about my broken digestive tract? Sad day.