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Archive for June, 2009

June 20th, 2009

you know you’ve deprived yourself of sugar for too long when…

You’re willing to ignore traffic laws in an attempt to catch an ice cream truck that is obviously “off duty” just so you can get a fix.

That’s right…this evening I was hanging out with my friend Brittany and we passed an ice cream truck on our way home (it was about 9pm).  Immediately I said, “Oh My Gosh!  Do they have the Pink Panther one??? I LOOOOVE those!”

“I bet they do.  Let’s see!” she said as we pulled up next to them.

At that moment, the lady in the back (the part where they have the little window they serve from waved.  I guess it was pretty obvious that we were staring her down.  I told Brittany to roll down her window and I shouted, “Do you have any Pink Panther’s?!?!?!?!”

Picnik collage

“Uh, I have to check…let me see,” the lady said as she flipped on the light at the back of the truck.  We then proceeded to go as slow as we could (we were maintaining a speed of about 35 on a road that was 45mph, but the ice cream truck was crawling along at 25mph, so we had to stay in the right lane and wait for them to catch up).

Brittany handed me $2 for the Popsicle and then we got into a turn lane, with no intention of turning – it was mostly just to be out of traffic’s way- and the ice cream truck pulled up behind us.  I hopped out and ran (barefoot) up to the window.  I handed her the $2 and she handed me the Pink Panther.

“Oh, my Gawd…I never do this for nobody!” she said.

“Well THANK YOU SO MUCH – you don’t know how much I LOOOVE these!” I replied and then I ran back to the car!

They drove off and we turned around and continued on our way…thinking that was a little crazy, but totally worth it!

June 16th, 2009

drugs and first impressions

Thomas was visiting me back in May and there was one night when we stopped at the house I was staying at (I was house sitting for a friend) before we were gonna head out to watch the Mavs game at his friends house.  Within 10 minutes of walking in the door I had a headache…so I decided to lay down.

During this time I considered not going with him – I just wanted to lay down. However, I really wanted to meet his buddies, so I was gonna drag myself to go – headache and all.  Then he suggested that maybe I take some medicine and maybe by the time we got to his buddy’s house the headache would be gone.  Well, I didn’t have any with me, but I went up to the master bathroom and looked in the cabinet my friend had told me was where she kept her medicines.  Right on top was a bottle of Ibuprofen, so I opened it and took 2.

I figured that would do the trick since I don’t regularly take medicine, 2 should have knock that headache right out!  Then we hopped in the car and drove over to his friend’s house.  We were sitting there watching the game and Thomas looks over at me.

“Are you ok???” he asks.

“Yeah, I’m fine.  Why?”

“You don’t look ok,” he observed.

“Yeah, I’m fine.  I am just tired.  I think it’s because I’ve been sitting still,” I said.

“Ok, well whenever you’re ready to go, just let me know.  I know you don’t feel good, so we can go whenever.”

“No, no, no…I’m fiiiiiiiine. Really!” I said in the perkiest voice I could muster.

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June 13th, 2009

what not to do before a first date

Earlier this year I was asked out on a date. It went something like this:

(Ping – new text message notification sound)

Anonymous Texter (AT): Bianca?

Me: Who is this?

AT: It’s me Bob* You know  the guy you met today while I was at the house installing the _____ *.

Me: Oh! Well hi, and yes this is Binky.

Bob: So what are you up to?

Me: (Hesitating and trying to think how AT got my number…)

I phone a friend for support. Hey, you know AT right?

Friend: Well, I’ve worked with him, but I don’t really know him. He seems nice and I’ve heard nice things about him. I wouldn’t worry – I don’t think he’s like a stalker or anything.

Hmmmm…she’s using the word stalker already. This cannot be good.

AT: I got your number from the front gate – they gave it to me because you’re my contact for that house this week.

Me: Oh, yeah.  Well, not much – I am just watching a movie and playing with the dog.  What about you?

AT: Same thing.  So I was wondering…

Me: Yeah????

AT: You seem really cool and I was wondering if you might like to go out sometime?

Me: Ummm…sure, that would be cool.

AT: Really?!!?!?  Ok, so when can I pick you up for a date?

Me: Well, I have Wednesday or Friday free this week.

AT: Great! Let’s do both!  OMG – I can’t wait to pick you up.  So what are some things you like to do??!?!

Me: Whoa. Umm…why don’t we just pick one of those days and see how things turn out? I’d hate for us to get ahead of ourselves…you know?

AT: Oh, ok.  Sure.  So can I come get you at 7pm on Wednesday? What are some of your favorite things to do?

Me: Sure.  I like to do lots of different things, mostly I just hang out with friends, go to church activities, I like movies and bookstores.

AT: Great!  Well I can’t wait to pick you up!  I haven’t been out on a date in a while, so this is so great!!!!

It progressed from here – he continued to text me like a young high school boy and eventually I told him that I was going to have to cancel.  Partly because I was interested in someone else at the time, but also – I have to admit – he kinda scared me with his(what I called) over-enthusiasm.

Don’t get me wrong – I’m glad he was making it known he was interested in me, but I think he was just coming on a little too strong!  But maybe I should have know he was a man of excess from the start…after all, he did have a little too much hair gel on his hair…

*Names and identifying characteristics have been changed to protect the identity of those involved…or at least I tried to change the info, some I just couldn’t not mention!

June 10th, 2009

boom boom pow

Today I decided to make my own music while driving home. See, I’m a dancer at heart – and the car is no exception to this! I love hearing a fun song come on while I’m driving – and I don’t mind shakin it while I’m going down the highway, or through the neighborhood. Yes, I am that person.

Anyhow, today I was driving home from a friends house and the Black Eyed Peas’ new song, Boom Boom Pow came on. Well, I have been choreographing my own little diddy to this song for some weeks now. So naturally I began my routine. However, I think maybe it wasn’t the best idea to try and perfect this routine while driving around a curve…

BOOM BOOM POW!

That wasn’t my radio.  It was my passenger side tires – making their own (unwarranted) contribution to my dance-off.  Yikes…

Trying to play it cool I simply slowed down, and put the dancing on hold.  After I made sure I had left the scene of the “incident” I pulled over into a park.  Music still blaring, I put on my hazard lights and stepped out to assess the “incident.”

Both my hubcaps were mis-shapened…the front one worse that the back one.  As I often do when I bump into things, I tried to kick put them back into place.  No luck.  So I got back in the car, my spirit slightly dampened and sat still as I headed home.

…and then Britney came on the radio.