Like I mentioned in a previous post, I have trouble keeping up with my dishes. I blame this on the fact that I don’t have a dishwasher in my house, but I’ve been told that even that wouldn’t solve my problem.
Last month I went to Cancun with 2 of my besties and we decided to all sleep over at my place the night before so we could all go to the airport together. It benefited me to be at home because I had yet to pack or finish laundry. Not to mention I had a few chores I wanted to finish before we were gone for a full week.
As we were getting down to the wire to head out, I still had a few things left undone. One was my dishes. Kristen, one of the girls going with me, asked if there was anything she could do to help me finish getting ready. I paused.
Should I ask her? Well…what could it hurt? She could always say no.
“Ummm…I really need to get my dishes done before we go. In fact, I need to take them to the main house to put them in the dishwasher so the hot water can sanitize them.”
I’ll do it, she says.
“A word of caution – I am growing a science experiment in there – so it may be kinda gross.”
My friend Amber, famous for her Amber-isms, says, “A science project? For the boys? Why?”
No, Amber. “It was a discreet way of saying that the dishes have been so neglected that the things growing in there may resemble science experiments.”
Oh.
It’s ok. I know how you are with your dishes, says Kristen.
And she proceeds to the kitchen to begin her torture task.
About 10 minutes later I notice Amber is fixing her hair in the mirror. I see her applying product to it and coincidentally, at the same time, I get a whiff of a foul odor. More precicely – it smelled like a skunk.
“Amber? Umm – did you just put hair product in your hair?”
Yeeeesssss….why?
“Well, I don’t mean this the wrong way, and I don’t mean to be rude, but I think your hair product smells like a skunk.”
What?
“I smell something funky and you just used your hair product – so I think that’s the smell. It smells like a skunk.”
(Scoff) Uh, no. It doesn’t.
“Well what else could it be? I smelled it exactly when you started fixing your hair.”
Suddenly Kristen appears from around the corner. Amber tells her I just insulted her and explains the story.
Uh, Binky?
“Yeah?”
That smell isn’t Amber’s hair product.
“How do you know?”
Because it’s your dishes. You had some plastic container in the sink and it had stuff in it. I think it was tuna or something.
Think back. Blue container. In the sink. OH! Yeah, 6 weeks ago I made a chicken pasta dinner and put the leftovers in the fridge. Then about 3 weeks ago I put that in the sink. 3-weeks-ago! Crap.
“Oh, thaaat. It’s not tuna. At least – it wasn’t went I put it in the sink. It was chicken.”
Gross. Well – that’s what the smell is. I literally almost threw up – I had to get out of the kitchen.
“Wait – so the smell was so bad that it infiltrated the rest of the house?”
Yeah.
“I’m so sorry Kris. I can’t believe you did that…you didn’t have to.”
It’s ok. I knew it could be gross. Not that gross, but it’s ok. It’s done.
Amber looks at me and smiles. Don’t take this the wrong way, and I don’t mean to be rude but – your dishes smell like skunk.
And you know what? She’s right.