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Archive for February, 2008

February 29th, 2008

Leap Day – It’s every 4 years!

It’s leap day. I spent time Googling around trying to find a rationale for why we have leap day and I mostly found the same reasons:

“Since the earth doesn’t rotate around the sun in exactly 365 days. If we didn’t have a leap year then eventually over time all the seasons would be off, we’d have winter in June and summer in December because the earth would become off a day every 4 years. Which means in 40 years we would be off by 10 days, and in 400 years we would be off by 100 days, etc.”

However, I was slightly disappointed with the answers. I don’t know why, but I wanted something more. It just wasn’t good enough. I even tried to come up with my own cool reason for why we have it, but after about 15 minutes of trying to crafy a good story I came up with nothing and then I got bored and moved on to something else. So, sorry, but I have no insight to give you, nor no fun made-up stories about leap year.

Have a good one nonetheless. And happy birthday to all you blokes who only celebrate it every 4 years or so! Make it memorable!

February 24th, 2008

sick day

blech. I’m still sick…

February 23rd, 2008

5 things to have access to when you’re feeling sick

1. Tissue –> Toilet Paper –> Napkins –> Paper Towels (Listed in order to use as you run out of each one, because inevitably – you will.)

2. Gatorade or a slightly flavored hydration tool. Let’s be real – when you are fighting phlegm, water just doesn’t cut it.

3. Bland foods. (Good thing I painstakingly went to the grocery store this morning because my cabinets and refrigerator have been anorexic the last 7 weeks and I’ve been quite limited on my food choices.) I am now equipped with apple sauce, bread for toast, soup, crackers and…

4. DRUGS. How you obtain these is really of no importance when you are sick. Just get your hands on something. I actually have a little plastic bin under my sink labeled “drugs” for emergencies such as today. However, I had been out of pain reliever/fever reducer medicine and phlegm help. I could have went to the main house and borrowed some children’s Tylenol, but somehow I just didn’t have confidence that a 26 year old, though small in size, should take children’s medicine. So while I was out at the store I bought “grown up” medicine. Yessssssssss.

6. Peace and Quiet. There is nothing like fading in and out of sleep in total silence. Waking every four hours to re-dose and then crash again. Praise the Lord that I have a place to my own where I can suffer recover in silence!

I start my new job on Monday, so I MUST get better before then, because I am going come Hell or High Water! (On a side not, I have experienced both hell and high water, and going to work sick and on an Advil hangover would be better than either of those!)

February 21st, 2008

you’re being watched. all the time.

Middle R: “Santa and Jesus are still watching people.”

Binky: Oh really?

Middle R: Yeah. But I think Santa not so much.

Binky: Oh you think so huh? Why do you think that?

Middle R: Because he only watches people at Christmas.

Binky: If Santa only watches at Christmas then does Jesus watch you all the time?

Middle R: Yes, and Santa not so much.

Oldest R: No, actually they both watch you all the time.

Binky: Well, if they are watching you all the time – what does that mean? Should you behave a certain way?

Middle R: Yeah.

Binky: Which way?

Middle R: I don’t know. They have a secret of which way. All their friends know it – the secret way.

Binky: Whose friends?

Middle R: All of Santa Claus’ and Jesus’ friends know it.

Binky: So how will you know which way to act? What if you’re not doing it the right way?

Middle R: Well, Jesus and Santa are real smart. They know.

Oldest R: I know what the secret is.

Binky: What is it?

Oldest R: Ummm…I forgot it.